SpongeBob, I have a confession to make. [takes off towel from his head]
[gasps] You're bald?!
No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone and tell all your friends to go home!
But--
Do it!
Go home. [everyone leaves] But I, Master--
I'm not your master, I'm your neighbor! Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors!
As you wish, master.
D'oh!
Boy, he really had us fooled.
No, Patrick. He's the fool. He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever!
You're right. He really needs to get up to the great beyond.
Patrick, say that again!
That again.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
[annoyed] No, what you said before when you...
No, what you said before when you...
Never mind! I've got an idea.
Never mind! I've got an idea.
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