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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and others in “F.U.N.”

SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private? [to Plankton] You won't mind if I set this here, will you?

[Mr. Krabs puts a plate with a Krabby Patty on the table and pushes it toward him]

What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?

He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...

Why can't you just accept our friendship?

He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. [walks up to Plankton] Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.

Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.

Uh... suit yourself.

[Mr. Krabs walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. He uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton.]

We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! [turns the fan off] Come on, Plankton, let's get out of here. [they both walk away]

Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight...

[Suddenly, the Krabby Patty on the table falls over, revealing it to be a cardboard prop; he realizes Plankton's friendship is a ruse]

And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! [jumps into the boat that serves as the cash register stand, takes a pair of oars, and starts rowing it] Hang on, lad, I'm a-coming!

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