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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

SpongeBob, Patrick and others in “Sandy's Rocket”

Nice try, Sandy.

Or should I say "Mrs. Alien Pants"? [laughs]

Aliens? Is that what this is about? [SpongeBob and Patrick throw Sandy in the rocket] This isn't the moon! We're still in Bikini Bot-- [door is slammed shut]

It just goes to show you: you can't trust anyone. [he and Patrick stare at each other, run off, and pump their guns] So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me!

I didn't even know!

Well, I've got you now!

Oh, but it's not you that's got me. It's... [fires his pop-gun, but traps himself instead] ...me that's got me.

Boy, I can’t wait to see the look on Sandy’s face. [starts up the engine crashing to the moon] Sandy, I'm back! [peeks out the window] Wow, Bikini Bottom sure looks different. [sees the Earth and realizes his mistake] Uh-oh...

PPeople

SpongeBob, we aliens would like a word with you!

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