AArtist
[finds out the pencil slipped out of his hand and lands in the water] My pencil!
The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
AArtist
No!
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Three!
“Frankendoodle” · Season 2
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Patrick (4), French Narrator (2)
[SpongeBob draws a jellyfish in the ground with the giant pencil]
It's a jellyfish!
Pretty good, SpongeBob, but its lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
Huh! Everybody's a critic.
[notices the jellyfish drawing is coming to life] SpongeBob! Your drawing's coming to life!
[oblivious] Now, that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
[pointing to the jellyfish] No, I mean it's swimming away!
Do you know what this means, Patrick?
Your art can never hang in a museum.
[SpongeBob and Patrick fell into a hole drawn by DoodleBob]
What just happened?
DDoodleBob
[speaking gibberish] Me, hoy minoy! Neyoyoyminoy, ladyonmamoy!
Come on, Patrick! Give me a boost up!
Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?..
No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him.
[A wrench drawn by DoodleBob falls on Patrick's head, making him dizzy]
DDoodleBob
Neofineyin!
See what I mean, Patrick?
[dazed] Where's the leak, ma'am?
[Both try to climb up the hole, but they watch DoodleBob as he draws a bowling ball from a rock. He rolls it at Patrick, whose head turns into a bowling pin in shock] YAAAAAH...! [the bowling ball hits Patrick, transforming him into several pins. A "strike" symbol appears. The ball later rolls into the hole, hitting Patrick again. Another "strike" symbol appears for a double]
You okay, Patrick?
[offscreen] FINLAND!!!
Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
[Patrick sees the picture of DoodleBob on the wall and gasps]
It's the evil doodle!
No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
So, he's a drawing?
Exactly! See how happy he is?
He still looks kind of creepy.
[on a diving board with the pencil] Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
Ready!
[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's belly, launching the pencil out of his mouth and back up to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]
We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
AArtist
[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him] Huh, what's... what's this? [jumps up and holds his pencil in joy] My pencil! [tries to draw, but unfortunately, the pencil lead breaks]
The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
AArtist
[starts to cry] No!
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