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“The Smoking Peanut” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“The Smoking Peanut” · Season 2

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Patrick (2), Mr. Krabs (1)

ZWZoo Worker 1

What's wrong with Clamu?

JJoe

Easy, girl! It's me, Joe! Remember?

[Clamu snarls as if it sounds like a belch and uses her tongue to throw Joe out of Oyster Stadium. Patrick and a nervous SpongeBob wait at the stands]

Now, this is a show!

[Outside...]

AAnnouncer

Attention, zoo patrons! Clamu, the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. [everybody does that] Thanks for coming.

[In the stadium, Clamu is still smashing things and making snarling belch noises. The zoo worker goes up to SpongeBob and Patrick]

ZWZoo Worker 1

You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There's nothing more dangerous than an emotionalm ppppply disturbed oyster. [points at SpongeBob] You didn't do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you?

Uh...

No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob?

[hides the peanut bag] Right. [lets out a nervous shriek]

[Clamu chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo]

If I saw that guy, I'd have a few choice words for him. Like "you" and "are", and..."a jerk"!

Aw, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory. [giggles]

This is it! All of the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot, and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. [zoom in on Patrick seemingly licking SpongeBob's head. Zoom out to reveal that he is actually licking a yellow ice cream pop] Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow Popsicle hits the spot.

ZWZoo Worker 1

Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. [rips off Mr. Krabs' clothes by accident] Behold! [the crowd gets disgusted] Wait a minute... [reveals Clamu's pearl] Behold! The oyster's pearl! [the crowd gasps in shock; the zoo worker then gives the pearl to Clamu] Here you go, girl.

[Clamu sniffs her pearl and the crowd cheers. But suddenly, the pearl starts to crack. And to everyone's amazement, it hatches into a baby oyster]

BOBaby Oyster

Mama. Mama.

Mother of pearl! The oyster's a mother! And that pearl's no pearl, it's an egg!

BOBaby Oyster

Mama.

[The baby oyster and Clamu embrace each other]

AAll

Awww... [they glare at Mr. Krabs]

But it's Free Day!

[The crowd boos as they throw peanuts at Mr. Krabs, burying him, thus ending the episode]

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