Believe it or not, I came out at Thanksgiving.
How'd you pull that off?
Very subtle. "Dad, great job carving the turkey. I'm a homosexual."
Well, every year, I go to my sister's house, hug her three beautiful children, then my family gathers round, ties me to a chair, and pummels me with questions about why I'm not married yet.
Me, my mom, my dad, three Hungry Man dinners, and a big box of wine. The first "I hate you" comes out around 9:30.
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