Hey Paul, nice suit... wait a minute, today's the Bagel.
What's the Bagel?
Every year when Paul asks the mayor for a raise he gives him... the bagel.
[Walks in] Hey Paul, hey today's the bagel.
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How are we going to find a gay guy in here.
Let me do it, I'll just give him the look, if he doesn't return it, he's gay.
[Gives look to guy, guy looks away] Excuse me, you're gay right?
GGuy
No.
Excuse me, but you are.
[Guy walks away]
'Couple years of therapy, he'll find it out.
You've got some nerve barging into your office telling me how to do your job!
That didn't make any sense.
I figured if I yelled, you wouldn't notice.
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