Tim, Brian and others in “Chaos”

You know, Brian, everything that happened in those movies can be attributed to the actions of one man.

Who?

The gunner on the Star Destroyer in the first film.

What d'you mean?

[chuckles in a knowing way] Well, if he'd shot the pod with R2 and 3PO in, they wouldn't have made it to Tatooine, they wouldn't have met Luke, Luke wouldn't have met Ben, they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn't have saved Princess Leia, none of it would have happened.

Chaos theory...

Eh?

The predictability of random events. The notion that reality as we know it—past, present, future—is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.

So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown is an... equation... for predicting the future?

An equation so complex as to utterly defy any possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.

[In dawning realization] Oh my god...

What?

What?

I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket. [They all cheer; Tim sings] "Oh Mummy, oh Daddy, let's all play kabaddi."