“Beginnings” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Tim Bisley (6), Daisy Steiner (4), Brian Topp (2)
You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.
I never said that.
Yeah, but it'd be good though, wouldn't it?
[shrugs] I dunno.
[To his ex-girlfriend Sarah]
You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of my face whilst riding some other... donkey.
Do you want another cup of tea?
Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my limit.
What do you do, Brian?
I'm an artist.
[Looking up from what he was doing] I'm an artist.
Oh, what kind of thing do you do?
Anger.
[Shot of Brian attacking the canvas furiously]
Pain.
[Shot of Brian pricking his finger with a needle and whimpering]
Fear.
[Shot of Brian cowering in the dark as creepy music plays]
Aggression.
[Shot of Brian violently smashing an egg with a hammer]
Watercolours?
It's a bit more complex than that.
Tim does cartoons.
It's a bit more complex than that.
[being dumped] I don't understand, just... eergh... give me a reason! You think I'm unemotional, don't you? I can be emotional! Jesus I cried like child at the end of Terminator 2... You know, with the thumb, and the molten...
Do you rent downstairs?
D'you mean am I gay?
What?
D'you mean am I gay?
No, I meant "are you renting the downstairs flat?"
Oh, right. Yep, sort of.
Are you?
What?
Are you gay?
[Thoughtfully] No?
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