From now on, I want all our evil plans to stop at phase one. We've got an enlarging ray, wonderful, maybe we could do other stuff with it, I could use it late at night, who knows...
Dark HelmetEh, I'm sorry, it only works on ants.
A character in Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Voiced by Dee Bradley Baker
Spaceballs: The Animated Series · 26 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Spaceballs: The Animated Series: in 4 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: President Skroob (3)
From now on, I want all our evil plans to stop at phase one. We've got an enlarging ray, wonderful, maybe we could do other stuff with it, I could use it late at night, who knows...
Dark HelmetEh, I'm sorry, it only works on ants.
Helmet, what the hell's Lone Starr doing here?
Dark HelmetEh, He's won fan of the day, sir.
Fan of the day? So you're saying it's a coincidence he's here?
Dark Helmet: The episode had to start somehow.
The Mighty Meteor? You gotta be kidding. I can barely see it. Helmet, what the hell is this, a model?
Dark HelmetI'm afraid it's the real McCoy, sir.
The Real McCoy, why is it so small?
Dark HelmetBudget cuts, your Scroobness. We've spent all our money fighting unwinnable wars. This meteor is all we can afford.
Dark HelmetHow long can a Mawg hold it's breath?
As long as the suspence builds.
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