President Skroob and Dark Helmet in “Unfinished Business”

The Mighty Meteor? You gotta be kidding. I can barely see it. Helmet, what the hell is this, a model?

I'm afraid it's the real McCoy, sir.

The Real McCoy, why is it so small?

Budget cuts, your Scroobness. We've spent all our money fighting unwinnable wars. This meteor is all we can afford.