A character in Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Voiced by Mel Brooks
Spaceballs: The Animated Series · 26 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Spaceballs: The Animated Series: in 9 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Dark Helmet (3), Lone Starr (2)
SkroobSomeday soon, I plan to be president of planet Moron. And you are going to help me.
Why would I do that?
SkroobBecause I, too am a Sithee.
Really?
SkroobYes. But for now... I'm a closet Sithee.
President SkroobFrom now on, I want all our evil plans to stop at phase one. We've got an enlarging ray, wonderful, maybe we could do other stuff with it, I could use it late at night, who knows...
Eh, I'm sorry, it only works on ants.
Skroob, this time I've gone too far.
President SkroobOh please, sissy. Do you know how many evil plan's I've had that have been way worse than this?
Well you won't succeed. Not if I can help it.
President SkroobOh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna blogg about it.
President SkroobHelmet, what the hell's Lone Starr doing here?
Eh, He's won fan of the day, sir.
President SkroobFan of the day? So you're saying it's a coincidence he's here?
Dark Helmet: The episode had to start somehow.
President SkroobPrepair our contamination suits. Make sure yours is very tight. So no disease can get in. I want to see every... curve...
Very well, sir.
President SkroobThe Mighty Meteor? You gotta be kidding. I can barely see it. Helmet, what the hell is this, a model?
I'm afraid it's the real McCoy, sir.
President SkroobThe Real McCoy, why is it so small?
Budget cuts, your Scroobness. We've spent all our money fighting unwinnable wars. This meteor is all we can afford.
President SkroobThe immaterial has become... immaterial.
What does that mean, Scroobie?
President SkroobWell, it simply means that the non-material stuff has coalesced into the star vapor of...
I believe it means the supernatural has become irrelivant, thus playing on two meanings of the word immaterial.
President SkroobYou know some men get turned on by brainy talk. I don't. So shut up.
[judging Druidian Idol] You know, you've got a very unique voice. You should be in silent films.
Eh, I think my ears bleeding.
President SkroobWhat misguided being told you had any singing ability whatsoever?
My zebra, sir.
President SkroobYou're zebra's an asshole.
President SkroobHoly shit, I'm becomming Mothball! I will destroy Spidermawg for there is no way he can stop the all powerful Mothball!
Okay, a moth versus a spider. This is gonna turn out real well.
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