How was school today, bud?
It was fine.
Look, Stan, I know it's been hard for you the past month without us having a home (and having a roof over our heads).
Yeah, it sucks.
I've tried to find work but there's just not a lot out there. And with the Government shutdown, I can't get my job back with the U.S.G.S. Times are hard, and I know we all miss Tegridy.
I don't miss Tegridy, Dad. I just hate that our family is living in a Motel. It's really embarrassing.
Well, that's what I need to tell you, Stan. There's some good news: We're moving out of the motel.
Wait, really? We can live in a house again?!
Well, no, we can't afford to live in a house, so, we're moving in with your Grandpa.
Moving in with Grandpa?!
[Cut to the Marshes moving into Grandpa Marvin's room at Shady Acres; Shelley is making her bed and Sharon is sweeping]
This is a bunch of bullcrap! First, you all stick me in this place, and then you all come along?!
Pretty nice, huh, guys? There's a TV, a microwave, and we have Bingo on Thursdays!
There has to be somewhere else we can live.
Come on, Stan, you have that place over there by Grandpa's shit pan.
You can't make me stay here, this is completely inhumane!
That's what I said. Didn't work.
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