[Mr. Garrison's residence; Rick is cooking up dinner while Mr. Garrison is grading essays]
Ugh. Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
What's the matter?
Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! I have to read 'em all and comment on each one of them. Jesus Christ. Something's changed, and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. I guess I've just taught them really well, maybe a bit too well.
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