Don't give in to them! They're trying to make a joke of everything! That's what they do!
How do the elites control Mr. Service's balls?
You still don't get it, do you?! They don't just drink adrenochrome, they run the show! The whole damn show! [a cursor appears suddenly, messing with his appearance] It comes down to two people -- Oh, you don't like that, do you?! That's getting a little close to home, huh?! You can't control me anymore, you sons of bitches! [cursor continues to alter him in various ways] They're making fun of me to try and discredit my beliefs! [Is transformed into an obese woman wearing a dress, then a large penis] Oh, you don't like that, do you!? Don't want the world to know that!
Listen! Listen, whoever you are! I don't give a shit what you do!
What?! What are you saying?!
Please! I just want my old life back!
[turned into a pig] No, stop! They're monsters!
I don't care what you do to kids, I just want people to like me again!
You son of a bitch! Aah! [runs towards Garrison]
AAH! Mr. Service! [show freezes; whole frame turns, revealing multiple layers of animation; walking back and forth] Ah, oh, okay, what the hell is this? Hey, come back! [frame turns back to normal, albeit mirrored] How would you like to make a deal?
[The cursor shrinks down Mr. Service, transforming him into Mr. Hat]
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