[walks into his and Sharon's bedroom, finds his wife asleep] Hey, Sharon? I need to talk to you. [sits on the bed] I'm not as strong as you are, Sharon. I can't deal with hard times the way that you can.
[sits up visibly showing her pandemic mustache] If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen, Randy. [Randy looks at her not saying any words] What?
You want nothing to do with the Pandemic Special?
No. I don’t smoke marijuana, Randy.
Uh-huh. [gets up from the bed and walks off]
Well, what did you want to talk to me about?
I just… think maybe I'm gonna do a few more specials. You got some shit on your face.
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