Sharon and Randy in “The Pandemic Special”

[comes out of the house] Randy? Randy!

Just… what?!

Randy, you gotta get in here!

I'm doing something important, Sharon! People need this right now!

Come upstairs, something's wrong with Jimbo! [Randy enters holding his crotch as he limps] He'd just been sleeping for days. [puts her mask on and walks to Jimbo's room] They said he was getting better. Last night, his fever came back. And then a few hours ago this "thing" appeared on his face.

What thing?

[lowers down Jimbo's mask, revealing a mustache on his face, identical to Randy's] Jimbo's never been able to grow a mustache.

Huh. That's weird.