[takes the gun out of Robert's hand and aims it at Cartman; enraged] You piece of shit! This was all your fault! You controlled me, and manipulated me, and turned me into this!
[with his hands up] Baby, put down the gun, sweetheart, okay?
I used to be kind! I used to be caring! But then you... you... [realizes] No. Not you. Me. I did this. I let being a victim become a way of life. If you always make yourself the victim, you can justify being awful. Eric... I'm sorry. I'm breaking up with you.
Honey, don't be ridiculous.
I've been ridiculous. I have to learn to stop feeling sorry for myself.
Heidi, you are not breaking up with me.
Yes, I am. It's over.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweetheart! [takes the gun out of her hands and points it to his head, threatening to kill himself] Step back! I'll do it, I swear to God!
It's not gonna work this time, Eric.
You break up with me, I will kill myself! The choice is yours, Heidi! Come on everybody! "Eric, we don't want you to die."
I'm sorry. You can be the victim. I can't.
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