Kyle and Mr. Garrison in “Super Hard PCness”

Kyle

[on the phone with Mr. Garrison as Donald Trump] Yes, This is Millennials Against Canada.

Yeah, listen, this thing's kind of escalating. You people need to call it quits.

Kyle

We can't do that, Mr. President. Someone has to do what's right.

What exactly do you want?

Kyle

What do I want? I want a world... where laughter doesn't come at someone else's expense. Where people can live freely without fear of being farted on. I want a world where you aren't ridiculed for trying to help. A world where a nice girl that I liked isn't turned into another Eric Cartman! These Canadians are in the way of that world, and everything they do and everything they have done needs to be ERASED from the Earth!

Jeez, I got a little chub.