[Episode starts with some kids at a birthday party in the Preston family's backyard and celebrating Marcus' birthday]
[on microphone] Okay, okay, can everyone hear me? Hello? Thanks, everyone, for helping us celebrate Marcus' birthday. As a special birthday surprise for you, Marcus, we got you your favorite entertainer. Everyone, please welcome Chuck E. Cheese.
Hey. Check.
Yes. Yehehehehes.
[rather clearly appearing so strung out he can barely stand] I ah thanks... for'm celeb... Marcus's birthday....
What's wrong with him?
Can't you tell? He's high on painkillers!
[tries to remember what he's supposed to play] Hold on. Shit. Okay, let's.... Let's do this! [slams a riff on his guitar] ♫ Never meant to cause you any sor-♫ [projectile vomits with enough force to spew out of the holes in his costume head, before he falls off the stage, dead, as Marcus can only scream in horror]
All right, kids, uh, why don't we head back to the party and cut the cake?
I don't want cake! Who's gonna eat cake at a time like this?! (crying)
Another drug overdose?
Most likely. Percolate and Oxycontin found wrapped in his cheesecloth.
Prescription drugs, but with no prescription
You guys know where all these illegal meds are coming from?
Most likely from the prisons. Whenever there's a drug epidemic you can usually trace it back to people who've been... thrown away by society and forgotten about.
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