Oh, hi, Poopsie.
Mom, Alexa left! She's not here!
Oh, yes, sweetie. We had to get rid of Alexa.
What have you done with her?
Oh, it's okay, sweetie. We have Jim Bob now.
What's a Jim Bob??
Doot-doot. Awaiting request.
He works the same and makes sure people don't lose their jobs. Jim Bob, what time is it?
[checks his watch] Doot doot, it is 3:27.
Ooh, Mommy's gotta run, sweetie. Jim Bob, how's the traffic to town?
Doot-doot, traffic's fine. You'll get there in about nine minutes.
[to Cartman] Okay, you want some music, hun? Jim Bob, play Kendrick Lamar.
Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar. 🎵 I remember syrup sandwiches and crime and allowances. Finesse a (doot) with some counterfeits... 🎵
Jim Bob, [Jim Bob stops singing] Simon says "big frosty semen shake."
The hell you talkin' 'bout, boy?! [strums again] 🎵 My left hook just went viraaaaaal. Sit down, be humble 🎵
NOOOOOOOOO!
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