[Cartman's house, night]
Eric Cartman, I told you to get ready for bed!
Yeah, I just wanna finish this movie.
No, Eric! This is a school night!
Mom, I'm into this movie. I'm not going to bed right now. Chillax.
You most certainly are! Right now, mister!
[hops off the sofa and aims his gun at her] I will go to bed when this movie is over, Mom!
Eric, where did you get that?
Turn off the light and go back to bed. I'm staying up.
Eric, you march right up to your room, and you-
I don't think so, Mom.
Eric, you get your butt to bed!
No means no, Bill Cosby!
[draws her gun on him] I told you to go upstairs right now!
Whoa, Mom, what the hell?
I'm not going to tell you again, Eric! It is time for night-night!
Mom, put down the gun.
[advances on him] I am your mother, and you will do what I tell you!
Okay, I am going. [walks around her, keeping his gun trained on her]
Well then, you go right now, Mister! [keeps her gun trained on him]
I'm going to bed now, Mom. Chillax. [begins to go up the stairs backward]
Alright then. No comic books, just straight to sleep! I love you, sweetie.
Okay, I love you too, Mom. Night-night. [the sound of a door closing is heard]
[caresses her pistol] Wow, he... he listened. [puts it into her robe pocket and walks towards the kitchen]
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