[Butters and Scott visit George R. R. Martin ]
It's the Red Wedding, isn't it? You hate how I killed everyone off?
Uh, no sir, we just really need to know about the dragons, but they never seem to show up.
Oh, they're coming; the dragons are on their way.
When?
You really wanna know?
Please, it's urgent!
All right. King Joffrey is still at King's Landing, but there is a young blacksmith who wakes up one morning with a plan. And his weiner gently hangs down between his legs, soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight...
No! No! Can we just skip the weiner stuff and just get to the dragons?
[winces painfully] Aw shit, I think I'm... I think I'm gonna faint.
Uh, what's the matter, Scott?
I told you, I have to eat every two hours.
He's diabetic.
Oh Jeez, uh, why don't you kids come out from the cold? I'll order some pizzas.
Oh. Okay, thanks.
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