[Nighttime at the Marsh residence; Randy and Sharon are seen arguing through the living room windows]
You don't get it, Sharon! You never have! And that's supposed to be my fault?!
Yes, it IS your fault, Randy, because you're a child!
I'm sick of everything I do being so wrong, Sharon!
You're 42 years old, Randy!
I'm not dead yet Sharon, but you might be!
Oh, is that what you think?! That I'm dead?! You do this all the time! First you're obsessed with baseball fights! Then you need to play Warcraft! Then you gotta be a celebrity chef!
Why can't you ever just support me?!
Support what?! Another stupid dream of yours?!
Face it Sharon, our son turned 10 and you feel old!
WHAT does our son turning 10 have to do with YOU making the same mistakes again and again?!
BECAUSE I'M UNHAPPY, OKAY?! I've been unhappy for a long time! [Sharon reflects on this for a moment and her voice goes soft]
...I'm unhappy too. We both are, obviously. How much longer can we keep doing this? It's like, the same shit just happens over and over and, then in a week it just all resets until it happens again. Every week it's kind of the same story in a different way but it, it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
I don't know if I've changed or you have. I just feel like I might not have a whole lot of time left and, I want to enjoy it.
I want to enjoy it too, but... I can't fake it anymore; you just seem kind of... shitty to me.
You kind of seem shitty to me too.
People get older, Randy. People grow apart.
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