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South Park · Season 12, Episode 11

Michael Chertoff and Craig in “Pandemic 2: The Startling”

MCMichael Chertoff

Damn you, Craig! You just don't ever stop, do you?!

I didn't say anything.

MCMichael Chertoff

You see, for thousands of years, horrid creatures have lived in the guinea valley of Peru. The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay, by playing pan flute music. Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do. But the prophecy foretold that one day, the creatures would be unleashed and I have made that happen! The Incas predicted the world would be saved… by Craig. But that part of the prophecy will not come true! For you will all die on this mountain!

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