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S12 E8

South Park · Season 12, Episode 8

Cartman, Police Officer #1 and others in “The China Probrem”

Don't come any closer, we had information that we only trust with the President of the United States.

P1Police Officer #1

The President?

P2Police Officer #2

Alright men, we're going in.

No. God damn it, we're serious, we only talk to the President, stop. Fire a warning shot, Butters.

[Butters shoots the police officer to the groin]

P3Police Officer #3

Ah! Aggh! Owww!

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

What, what happened?

God damn it, Butters. What did I say shooting guys in the dick?

You said that there was too much competition among existing steak sauces.

What the fuck is wrong with you? That is not cool, Butters, that is not cool. [pauses for a moment] You don't fucking do that! You don't shot a guy in the dick.

Well okay, I'm sorry!

It's not okay, defeating the Chinese won't mean anything, if we do it by going around shooting people in the dick! Goddamn it!

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