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S11 E9

South Park · Season 11, Episode 9

Butler and Stan in “More Crap”

BButler

Look, I first knew something was wrong when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap. It said he took it in 1960.

Stan

So?

BButler

So that's the year Bono was born. Then it all made sense to me. How could Bono be so talented, so caring, and yet seem like such a piece of crap? Because he is crap. Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder.

Stan

He's the record.

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