Do you really need the biggest-crap record? Could you maybe see your way to just letting my dad have this one?
Let him have it?! Why would I do that?!
Look, you gotta understand, sir. My dad's never won an award for anything. Ever. He doesn't have one single trophy. I mean, even I have a second-place trophy for most Sports Illustrated subscriptions sold.
I have the first-place trophy for that.
[surprised] Dude, don't you have enough? I mean, you got tons of money, a jet, and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife, and you've been knighted. I mean, at some point, can't you just kind of fuck off?
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