[ringing a triangle] Uh-oh, retard alert! [walks up to Stan's desk] Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster, too, bubble-head?!
I wasn't talking about spaghetti.
[picks up Stan and his desk and carries him over to the blackboard] Come on, you. You're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair! [sets him down and places a dunce cap that reads, "I have faith" on his head]
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