'Kay, so then, I put my finger up my butthole, right? And I walked up to Kelly Nelson and say, "Do you smell Lemongrass?" And smelled my finger and puked! [laughs] Oh, God, you should've been there.
HMHall Monitor
Eric, I have to report you to the principal's office.
What?! I didn't do anything! Kelly Nelson is a liar!
HMHall Monitor
I've been assigned to take you to the principal's office.
Aw, suck my balls, you ginger Jew rat hall monitor! Punk-ass stoolie! Who the fuck do you think you are?!
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