[Cartman defecates some of the treasure he swallowed in front of everyone]
Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure?
It's mine! It's mine, you hear me?! I got it out of the cave! It belongs to me! Keep your greedy hands away!
[recognises the treasure Cartman defecated] Hey, that looks like the fake treasure from our Smuggler's Den photo room.
That's right, and I... [realises what the tour guide just said] Fake treasure?
Yeah. We put it there in the cave to get your picture with. All and all, I say that treasure is worth about $14.
No. NOOOO!!! [Cartman defecates more of the fake treasure] OWWW! OHHHH!!!
[Stan, Kyle and Kenny walk up to Cartman]
[angrily] You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure?! You son of a bitch!
DON'T YOU THINK I'M HURTING ENOUGH, KYLE?! ARGH!! ARGH!! [Cartman painfully defecates more fake treasure] OWWWW!!!
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