Mr. Garrison, Marjorine and others in “Marjorine”

Why don't you tell the children a little about yourself, Marjorine?

I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights.

Nice.

Now, Marjorine, that's not very ladylike. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snizz just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves.