We want our money back.
Huh?
That movie sucked ass. We want our money back.
I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
That wasn't a movie! It was a snuff film! You should not charge people to watch a guy getting tortured for two hours!
That "guy" happens to be Jesus. And he went through all of that to pay for your sins!
We go to church to learn that stuff! We go to movies to be entertained! We weren't entertained so we want our money back!
I'm not allowed to give your money back after you sat through the whole movie! You'd have to take your complaints up with the film's producer's.
What, Mel Gibson? You're saying we should get our money back from Mel Gibson?
Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
Oh, we will! This is America. And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back! Come on, Kenny!
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