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S8 E1

South Park · Season 8, Episode 1

Cartman and Kyle in “Good Times with Weapons”

Cartman

You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas. They've got no spine.

Kyle

You don't know anything about Jews, fat boy!

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