City Wok. Mr. Tuong is sitting in an empty restaurant
Mr. Tuong{talking to himself}: Stupid Christmas. No one eat Chinese food.
Phone rings
Oh boy, some business! Picks up phone Hello, Shitty Wok, wanna try our shitty pork?
Broflovski residence. Kyle called
Sorry, I must have called the wrong number. I was looking for City Airlines.
Oh right. One moment please. I will put you through.
Mr. Tuong puts on pilot's cap and flips over sign. City Wok now reads City Airlines
Herro, Shitty Airlines!
We need to go to Canada. As soon as possible.
Ooh, Canada. Okay. That's pretty far. Gonna cost a Lotta money. Let's see. How many people?
Four.
Okay. [under his breath] Four people...Canada...cost a Lotta money... [normal] It's gonna be about, uh, 6,500 dollars!
How 'bout 50 dollars?
Fifty dollars?! You fry to Canada! Cost at least three thousand dollars!
55 dollars.
Hey stop wasting my time with fifty five dollars. No way I take my plane to Canada for ress than 1,000 dollars!
Okay. 60 dollars.
62 dollars.
Okay.
Okay, meet me Park County Airfield, Yellow Sesnut, Tair Number 432-G.
Got it. [Both hang up phone]
[slight pause] He he he. Never try to barter with a Chinese man!
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