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S6 E15

South Park · Season 6, Episode 15

Announcer and Rob Schneider in “The Biggest Douche in the Universe”

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Rob Schneider is a Wall Street Executive with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!

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I'm a carrot!

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It's 24-"carrot" comedy! Rob Schneider is "A Carrot"! Rated PG-13.

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