Hail, Queen Spider!
Queen spider?
O, Great Queen Spider, we seek your guidance.
What do you ask of me?
Great Queen Spider, we wish to change one of the Vatican rules.
The Vatican rules cannot be changed, so sayeth the spider.
Go on, Priest Maxi, see if you can convince her.
(furious) Alright, that does it! I have had ENOUGH! You people have COMPLETELY LOST TOUCH with the outside world! You sit in this big room with your Gilgameks and your Queen Spider and none of it applies to what being a Catholic is all about!
But the Holy Document of Vatican Law states that--
TO HELL WITH THE HOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW!
Father Maxi tears the Holy Document of Vatican Law in two. As he does this, the St. Peter's Basilica's roof starts to collapse on the panicked and horrified clergy. An exterior shot also shows the Basilica caving in and the obelisk toppling over.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More South Park quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's South Park pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.