Kyle, Stan and others in “Asspen”

Kyle

Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you, screw him, dude.

Stan

Dude, I have to...he's got Heather!

Kyle

You don't even know Heather!

Stan

I know, I know, but I have to do this. I'm not going to die, I mean how bad could the K-13 be?

The K-13? You don't want to go down that run. That run's got a history. Thirty-five people have died going down it and some say you can still see their ghosts up there. I was on that very ski run and then a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy who escaped from the mental institution. You see, that ski run was once a burial ground to a tribe of vampire Wichita Indians who ate the flesh of children with no eyes... Yap, lot of history on that ski run.

Stan

Thank you.

Yap.