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S5 E8

South Park · Season 5, Episode 8

Cartman and Towelie in “Towelie”

Cartman

You just have no long-term memory because you get high all the time.

TTowelie

Don't preach to me, fatso!

Cartman

I can preach to you all I want, 'cause you're stupid!

TTowelie

YOU'RE stupid!

Cartman

Oh, yeah, well you're a towel!

TTowelie

YOU'RE a towel!

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