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South Park · Season 4, Episode 5

Lead FBI Agent, Dr. Mephesto and others in “Cartman Joins NAMBLA”

LFLead FBI Agent

All right, sickos, where are the children?!

MDr. Mephesto

[confused] What children?

LFLead FBI Agent

This... is... NAMBLA, right?

MDr. Mephesto

Yes.

Lead FBI Agent The North American Man/Boy Love Association?

MDr. Mephesto

What?! No! [points to the banner behind him] We're the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes!

BFBlond FBI Agent

Aw crap, we got the wrong NAMBLA!

GMr. Garrison

Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place! [walks out]

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