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S3 E2

South Park · Season 3, Episode 2

Chef and Cartman in “Spontaneous Combustion”

CChef

I got something to tell you.

Cartman

What?

CChef

You're not gonna like it.

Cartman

What?

CChef

It's really going to piss you off.

Cartman

What?

CChef

Okay. This is a dream. You still on that cross!

Cartman

[wakes up] Goddammit!

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