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South Park · Season 2, Episode 2

Doctor, Cartman and others in “Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut”

DDoctor

Well, this is about all I can do for him.

Cartman

Can't you get him to talk? I have to know who my father is.

DDoctor

Sorry, son, it might be a while.

Cartman

[bounds atop Mephesto and begins slapping him around] Wake up, you son of a bitch!

CChef

Whoa!

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