I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off.
GGrampa
Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch!
Cartman (shocked): What?
GGrampa
That's right!
Grampa!
GGrampa
And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too.
Hey!
GGrampa
Choice piece of it, your great-grandma.
You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
GGrampa
That's the spirit, Tubby!
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