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S1 E4

South Park · Season 1, Episode 4

Jimbo and Ned in “Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride”

Come on, Ned, and keep quiet.

Okay. [They climb over the fence and encounter...]

Hello, Enrique.

What are we doing here?

Well, Ned, we always kidnapped Middle Park's mascot. But this year we're going to booby-trap it instead. [puts bomb on Enrique's back] And when John Stamos's older brother hits that high F in "Loving You", boom! [Enrique gets wide-eyed] No more Middle Park players.

[Enrique starts to tremble. Jimbo and Ned laugh victoriously]

Goddamn, I love football.

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