Who's the boy who loves VMCS? That stands for Very Merry Christmas Songs. Who's the kid with the voices in his head? Everyone knows it's Butters!
That's me!
Who's the boy who does stupid things? Who thinks All Dogs Go To Heaven is the best? Who's that goof who always gets into trouble? Everyone hates Butters!
Everybody hates me.
Making toddlers cry, wasting his own time, petting a horse in the stables, named Stella Dallas.
I love you.
Who's the little twerp with the ugly little dimples? Being unpopular to everybody? If we just ground him forever, we all might be jolly. Ground a little boy named Butters!
Aw, dang it!

