Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in love with me, I beg you.
[rolls her eyes]
I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting you was the biggest dream of all.
Okay, CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Again! Really?
It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes you up! (glares at Chad) Oh and remember that you hate him! You just really, really hate him! [Chad glares at Sonny] Action. [walks off set]
Sonny-
Oh and one more thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
BART![Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone] CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
You stop the lying!
You stop the lying!
STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
Gosh I was wrong! You too should never be together!
Finally! I've been trying to tell her that all day!
You've been trying to tell her that? I've been trying to tell her that too!
Well I told her first. She thinks she some relationship wizard.
Yeah with her wizardly magic beans. Look if I want to like you [through megaphone] then I will.
Yeah and if I want to like you then [through megaphone] I will.
If I want to think you have pretty hair then I will.
And if I want to think you have sparkly eyes then I will.
[In Megaphone] Yes so take that Selena!
[In Megaphone] In your face Gomez! (bumps her fist with Chad's)
Wow. You guys got me. There's nothing going on around here at all! [Through megaphone] YOU TWO
Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Pfft... It could happen! So... do you really think I have pretty hair?
I dunno... Do you really think I have sparkly eyes?
I dunno... Well one of them is.
So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Fine.
Fine.
Good.
Good.
Fine.
Fine. I’ll set you up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Really, Chad? Really?
(into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. You got the part.
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