(wearing a wizard costume) Abracadabra!
Oh what is this now?
Well how do you like me playing you? Look at me, I'm Selena Gomez! I'm the relationship wizard! I know everything! Edgbono eutusis!
Check it out! I'm Sonny from Wisconsin! I'm just an exploding ball of sunshine! Check it out! Check it out!
Look at me! I'm Selena! I went to acting school so I could learn how to do this! Cashmerious appearous! [waves invisible wand in Selena's face] Yeah! It's an invisible wand!
Well look at me! I'm Sonny and I'm ticking off the person who's playing me in a movie, and maybe I shouldn't because she can make me look really bad!
Well look at me, I'm Selena and, I'd never do that to Sonny girl!
(to Selena) Hey Selena. (looks at Sonny) Hey Scary Potter.
(frowns)
Don't mind me ladies. I'm just here to get a fresh beret and recharge my microphone. (switches berets and gets a new megaphone) [into megaphone] See ya on set. (leaves)
I don't know what you see in that guy.
Are you kidding me? I don't see anything in that guy and I wish you would stop insisting that I do.
Well if you think I'm playing it wrong then maybe you should just show me.
Fine, I will.
Fine, you're hired.
Fine!
Good!
Good!
Fine!
Fine! Great! Now we're doing it! (leaves)
Oh.
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