This must be what birds feel like! Look at me! I'm a penguin!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SSoar
If you follow my three-step plan, you'll be in the water in no time. Step one! (Shoves Sonic into the water before using his jet pack to skim away) You'll probably be okay!
(splashing in panic) NO! I CAN'T SWIM! Those five-year-olds were right! Cruel, but right.
Well, Sonic, aren't you glad you overcame your fear?
Overcame? Are you crazy?! They've all been magnified tenfold! That was the scariest thing I've ever done! I'm never going near water again.
SSoar
Step two! (Splashes a glass of water at Sonic, causing the hedgehog to send an annoyed stare) Uh, is this a good time to ask for my check?
(The scene opens at Sonic's shack, where we see him sleeping)
(sleep-talking) No, stop! You're pure evil! Why are you coloring my arms!?
(Some spit lands on Sonic, causing him to wake up and come face-to-face with a gross creature.)
Ahh! (smells the animal) Ugh! You need a bath and a shower. And to get the heck outta my shack! What are you, anyway?
(The creature bellows, tripping Sonic off his hammock.)
BBeaver
Actually, it's a widabit. A very rare and majestic species.
Doesn't seem so majestic to me.
(At Meh Burger...)
So, how are things at the man cave? You two must be having a blast.
Heck, yeah! I love destroying Tails in Mutant Wrestling every night! Ain't that right, pal?
(laughs nervously) Yeah...
DDave
Order up for..."Sanic".
Uh, I think you mean "Sonic".
DDave
No, it says "Sanic" right here.
This'll take a minute. (Rushes off)
You guys gotta help me! I don't know how much longer I can handle this. Sonic may be my best friend, but living with him is a nightmare! Any idea how much longer the widabit will be staying in Sonic's shack?
Could be months. You can't hurry love.
But maybe you can push it along...
Go, go, go, go, go!
Whoo-hoo! (gets a brain freeze) Ahh! Oh.... What did I do to deserve this?!
Guys! I have some big news!
(gasps) You're getting married?
What? No. Our band just got booked for a gig!
Just one question: we're in a band?
Dude-itude, remember? We saved the women of the village from becoming mind-controlled zombies?
We ended Justin Beaver's musical career?
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