Solar Opposites · Season 1
We're being spied on. Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces. No one was eating their dinner, they just kept staring at us.
Uh, yeah, these are rural people. Seeing city folk like us is a big deal, 'cause we're so much better dressed and smarter than they is.
You shall be grounded for one earth month.
Grounded?
Yes, grounded.
Oh No, oh, it’s gonna be okay! Korvo, you made him cry, psychopath.
[Terry and Jesse dig up a corpse]
Oof. Smells like all 101 Dalmatians took a shit in here! [answers her phone] Whoa, Disney Standards and Practices are already calling me? To voicemail you go.
You're standing way too close to that cauldron. If either one of y'all fall in and end up a toad or some shit, I'm not kissing you back.
[being stretched on a rack in Hell] Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Ohhh, that's making the plant fiber I have instead of a spine feel better than it has in years!
Fuck!
Hey, it's okay, you just don't know how to torture an alien.
If torments of flesh do not affect you, we have other ways! How would you feel seeing... YOUR MOTHER DEVOURED BY A WOLF?!
I don't have a mom! I was grown from a clipping in a bucket of dirt!
A "clipping"?!
Yeah, like a tiny piece of Korvo, my team leader. I'm a replicant!
[sighs]
We usually just deal with humans and racist dogs. Sometimes dolphins.
What's happening? What's that beam?!
[laughs as the beam lifts him] Oh, shit! My family is bringing me back from the dead, because they're SCI-FI AS FUCK, BABY! All this stupid Hell shit is derivative! Including you, you big BITCH! [laughs again]
Stop that! Get back here!
SUCK MY SCI-FI, SATAN! [rises up out of Hell]
[First scene of the new season]
Guys, guys, guys, check it out, I got the original dartboard on cheers on eBay! I only costs a hundred thousand dollars! I’m gonna put it up…
Hey, I thought Korvo said “No more throwing metal in the house” after you got that butter knife stuck in his eye.
These are famous darts! Whatever Korvo doesn’t know won’t hurt him! Watch this… [accidentally throws a dart at Korvo’s neck] Whoa! Oh my god!
You hit Korvo in the throat, Terry!
Oh my god!
Go get the Voice Changing Ray… [Yumyulack goes upstairs] I’m sorry, big guy, my bad, we’ll get this fixed in a jiffy… [Yumyulack zaps Korvo’s neck]
[new voice] I told you not to throw metal around here, we’re going to be late for work, stop buggering about…
Boo!
AAAAAAAHHHH!! [run off]
[gets his ghost sheet off] I suppose you’re wondering why I went through all this trouble.
Just get the Fuck out of here!
A one, two, a one two, three, four! [singing] The Deeno and the Opposites! From prehistoric times to something space! Something, something out of this world! Okay, okay, stop, stop! Just rocking from the heart isn’t working! We need to write some lyrics!
No, keep rocking!
[still in bed, listening to loud music] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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