Terry quotes from Solar Opposites

Terry

Oh god, he’s dead, My Korvy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

Terry

I can't go to prison, I've got no butthole! How will I smuggle in treats?!

Terry

Or what about when we teamed up with the Simpsons for a game against the Monstars from Space Jam?

Terry

Party's over, man. You took too long with the fish. I told you, just order Burger Lounge. Everyone at an orgy expects to be eating Burger Lounge. [to the camera] Burger Lounge: eat clean, fuck dirty.

Terry

Ooh, my word of the day! Today's word is "dilatory", meaning "moving or proceeding at less than the normal speed". I'll use it in a sentence: I am dilatory all the time, because I'm kinda lazy and fսckin' stupid.

You should be helping me construct the Earth drill.

Terry

I have to take the Pupa to the dog park! We don't want to miss the Labradoodles!

Oh, oh, is the dog park more important than mining nickel alloys so we can repair our spaceship?!

Terry

Uh, I don't know, Korvo. Can nickel alloy catch a Frisbee in the air?

We won't know until we get some!

Terry

Funbucket has to be real. He has to be!

TV lied to us. It lied!

Terry

Th-That's impossible! All of human history is recorded on the TV! I don't even know what's real anymore! Are submarines real?! Are penguins real?!

I don't know! Probably not!

Terry

Why are you dissecting your classmate?

Yumyulack

Despite having been examined by countless scientists over hundreds of years, the human brain is still a mystery.

Jesse

Plus, she was mean to us at school!

Everyone is mean to them! I didn't invent it!

I need to repair this godforsaken ship. And if people don't like us, that will make that job so much harder in so many ways. So to be clear, I don't need to be liked. It's strictly a work necessity.

Terry

WELL, I NEED TO BE LIKED!

I'm gooblering more than Zortex at the Camoodian Eve Parade.

Terry

Oof, whatever that means...

Why are your jeans in the freezer?!

Terry

J-Jen Garner had an Insta all about cleaning your jeans like freezing sushi!

How am I supposed to enjoy THE ONE DIET DR PEPPER I ALLOW MYSELF A DAY WITH BLUE FUCKING ICE CUBES?!?!

The only way to stop this infection is to inject the serum under their skin. But we can't let them bite us or we'll turn crazy too, which is why we have to use these emergency medical weapons.

Yumyulack

[toying with an spear] We get to cut people up?

It doesn't hurt them. The cuts all heal themselves because of the sci‐fi goo the blades emit.

Yumyulack

Lame.

Jesse

But wouldn't it be safer to use, like, a dart or something?

Terry

You wanna use a dart? Okay, yeah. Go ahead, use a dart. This is way cooler than a dart.

Let's go stab some kids and save some lives!

Terry

I mean, how are we sure we're not in a The Matrix or a Matrix Reloaded?

Because there would be green numbers floating around and leather sunglasses.

Terry

Ha! I knew it! None of that stuff happened! [Pupa brings his Harry Potter Whistle to the Opposites] What the! [the Pupa arrives with a woodwind thing] How does the Pupa keep getting that Harry Potter Whistle? I thought we locked it up…

How does he keep getting that thing?

Terry

Don’t everybody look at me…

You obviously gave it to him.

Terry

I did not!

Damnit, Terry, you’ve gotta stop raising false alarms about the Pupa! Your’re making me Goobler! I’m- I’m- Gooblering!

Terry

Uh, okay! Alright… [the Pupa changes color]

Yumyulack

Wierd, he’s never done that before…

Jesse

Pupa, stop that! Do you think we should tell Terry and Korvo?

Yumyulack

Ugh, they’re already wound up.

Jesse

But if he evolves, and kills all of us?

Yumyulack

Yeah, right like that’ll never happen [leaves with Jesse, zooms to the Pupa]

[deep voice] See you next season, everyone…

Terry

Can you believe those weirdo British aliens pray every hour? Next time, let's just ignore the distress signal. Bunch of Jar Jar Dinks. "Mesa gonna hide from Terrans!"

Those Shlorpians were exactly the way we're supposed to be.

Terry

Sneaking out at night to dumpster dive for trash food? "Mesa gonna eat trash!"

Jesse

They're basic. We're extra, they're basic.

They were not!

Terry

I'm honestly surprised they didn't have a flying saucer. They were like a bunch of ALFs: Alone Loser Fucks.

As team leader, I should be included in all things, which is why I demand that we all be invited to this dinnering party!

Terry

No, I-I can't add a plus one so late in the date, let alone a plus two!

Then I will activate the Earth Eraser, and we can all get turned into dust! [does so]

All matter will be atomized in five, four...

Terry

Okay! Jesus fucking Christ, I added you to the RSBP. You've sufficiently cramped my style.

[stops the device's countdown] Good. We shall leave in an hour. I need to apply darker blue makeup to... everywhere under my robe.

Terry

Man, we gotta throw out that Earth Eraser.

Try and die, bitch!